The miracle of toilet paper...

[Filonian]

Fresh from the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies.

She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.



Graham

[Garry Russell]

Garry

[DaveB]

Now THAT hit the spot!

If only I were brave enough to try it myself

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Tomliner]

Avery brave or stupid man.