Liverpool girls!

[Filonian]

A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and
Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare
worker.
"That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"


A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take
the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."

Q. Two Liverpool girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Liverpool girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Liverpool girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Liverpool quiz night?
A. What the f**k are you looking at?

Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. There are two Liverpool kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman..

Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool?
A. Father's day


Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Liverpool?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!


Graham

[jonesey2k]

:roll:

[TSR2]

Brilliant Graham!

[FlyTexas]

Hmm, never been to Liverpool but I'm starting to get a picture of the place. ;-)

Brian

[jonesey2k]

Manchester is worse!

[nigelb]

Manchester is worse!

Spoken like a true Liverpudlian!

Nigel²

[Garry Russell]

Liverpool????.............Manchester?????

But which is worse???? :think: ........there's only one way to find out.....FIGHT!!!!!


With apologies to Harry Hill




Garry

[Tomliner]

When I lived in Nottinghamshire the jokes were about Mansfield girls.For example How do you know when a Mansfield girl has an orgasm?She drops her bag of chips! Or Why do Mansfield girls wear panties?-To keep their ankles warm!I'm sure there were many more.EricT

[FlyTexas]

"She-drops-her-bag-of-chips." :think: I'm almost afraid to ask.

Brian

[Garry Russell]

"She-drops-her-bag-of-chips." :think: I'm almost afraid to ask.

Brian

Ask???......like where the sausage has gone????

Garry