How to wash a toilet

[Filonian]

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe the critter while you carry it towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,

The Dog




Graham

[DispatchDragon]

That sounds like something Chase would suggest -- and then roll on the floor laughing his fool tail off


Nice one

Leif

[Garry Russell]

Hiya Leif

Who's Chase>>> :think:

Garry

[DispatchDragon]

Sorry Garry (and everyone else)

Hes our Wheaton Terrier --- who suffers at the hands (paws) of our two cats -- sometimes he lays on the stairs and you can see hes dreaming of revenge
on the kittys .

Leif

[Garry Russell]

AH OK Leif

I thought it might be a well known TV character Stateside that I had not heard of in my little cave

Garry

[DispatchDragon]

Hes a well known charachter alright - but not on TV -- the only dog that comes and sits in the kitchen every evening waiting for his prozac.


Leif

[Garry Russell]

Sounds quite a characheter Leif

Garry