Ya think you have lived to be 70 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Graham
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Another one I didn't see coming
Garry
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"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
Re: Old Cowboy
Good one! I guess most of us are just lesbians trapped in mens bodies. ;-)
Brian
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To a greater or lesser degree Brian :think:
It all depends what part of Lesbia you come from :roll:
Garry
It all depends what part of Lesbia you come from :roll:
Garry
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"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
Re: Old Cowboy
The South part!
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Western Lesbia checking in ;-)
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