Poetry time....

[Filonian]

A Fart is A Fart

A fart .... It is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long.
Some farts have been known,
To sound like a song.

A fart can create,
A most curious medley.
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile.
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.

A fart can occur,
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of,
Us sooner or later.

But that farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget,
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?




Graham

[Buggyman]

Mrs B has just read this over my shoulder and muttered; "Isn't it your birthday soon?"

I wonder what I'll get - a clothes peg perhaps?



ATB

Allan