They are finally together....

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They are finally together....

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Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident.

12 years later Judy again, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having produced 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:.... "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."




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Oh deary me Graham, that's the second time you've posted that one...but still very funny :lol: :lol:

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Nigel H-J wrote:Oh deary me Graham, that's the second time you've posted that one...but still very funny :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

New one on me...maybe it while I was "away"

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:lol: funny
:think: I don't remember that one.
:worried:

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New one on me...maybe it while I was "away"

funny
I don't remember that one.

Hey guys, surely you must remember it.....it was posted here...I swear it was!! :worried:

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Found it....though have to say I was getting a bit worried!!
:worried:
http://www.cbfsim.org/cbfsim/cbfsBB/vie ... 01#p187201

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Ah yes

While I was in dock :)

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