Captions please

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Did we clip that parked plane? Quick let's run!
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Quick! Make a Dash for it.

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Only kidding - it's just the hostie at the door, not the tax inspector.

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Even though Redgrave had piled on the pounds since the Olympics, he still went to extreme measures to avoid screaming fans
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Hold it there Fred.....Despatcher now confirms a/c loading is with-in C of G for take-off.....you can come back in after wer're airborne!!

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The new visual approach system is installed on the aircraft for the first time, it is said to be the on the tip of current technology

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You just haven't grasped the concept of 'window seat' have you?
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