Frozen Crabs and the Blond Stewardess

[Filonian]

A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.



Graham

[airboatr]

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.




Graham

yeah
like the one who met the Scottisch copper and took several thumpings on his head.

I've gotten good milage out of that one Graham

[Paul K]

the Scottisch copper :

Was he half-German, then ?