Major Equipment Malfunction

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Major Equipment Malfunction

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With all due respect to our female cohorts, this was to good to pass up:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/23 ... tary_bras/
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and they expect us to believe this without and photographic or better yet videography evidence? well I dare say!

Ian can't even get a break with out it .. and we know the chap to be a trustworthy source....

uh we do trust him right... :worried:

now if you'll excuse me I'm off to futher my study in the Phantom thread

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I'd heard from a reliable source that an employee of a Swedish Military clothing supplier had been disciplined for being caught with a junior hacksaw making minor adjustments to certain items of female apparel. His brother, a Swedish Army PT instructor says his brother was stitched up. :wasntme: :wasntme:

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That would be classed as a bust??? :D

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:-O

I've tried all afternoon to work out the circumstances under which they'd self-ignite. Now.. I'm exausted :lol: Is it possible for babies lunchpacks to move as fast as my imagination *-)

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That one had me bemused too Dave

Unless it was a static electricity spark *-)


I will need to conduct tests :D

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It's probably a newspaper equivalent to the calibre UK ones that occasionally report the amazing - e.g. double decker bus on the moon ? I think they must use Hooters instead of Reuters for their news source.

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Oh yes the Double Decker Bus on the Moon story :S I've never believed that one.....I mean.....where are the other two??? 8)

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OK, I'm ex-Army, signed the OSA more times than I can remember but what the hell...

The problem is not just Swedish, but extends to the whole of NATO as well..and in my day the Warsaw Pact but for obvious reasons they would not have admitted it.

The kit is deficient...rigorous excercise behind the NAAFI on a Friday night showed the equipment to be defective and they do burst into flames if you get too close whilst smoking a tab.......

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