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Mirro, mirror....

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After living in the remote wilderness of W. Virginia, all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'




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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

That managed to brighten up a now wet and horrible day ;)

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Dave :-O

raining .... IN England, ..really? .. *-) imagine that...

well may the sun poke itz head out and put a damper on your dampneSS

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am glad to see that West Virginia jokes are not the sole preserve of Virginians!

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Well Joe :)

As it is raining everyday we can use our imagination as it reminds us of Summer :lol:

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yeah , thats wut I said,....... imagine that

:lol: :lol: :worried: :doh: :hide:

Sorry Grham
I didn't mean to run the thread off ... it is a good one :worried: .

You know ... seeing strange faces in mirrors isn't anything new in Virginia .. even less so in west Virginia .

I know - I saw - some of them faces in pulik .. some could scare the hide right off a possum....

and if your a man who likes possum stew .. your in buisness :thumbsup:

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