The French may have a point!!!

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hobby
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The French may have a point!!!

Post by hobby »

Let me see if I can understand all this...

IF YOU CROSS THE "NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE "IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU WILL BE TORTURED AND DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE "AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE "SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE "CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE "VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE "CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO A POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE "US BORDER ILLEGALLY" YOU SIMPLY GET THROWN OUT.



IF YOU CROSS THE "UNITED KINGDOM" BORDER ILLEGALLY.

YOU GET A JOB,

A DRIVERS LICENCE,

PENSION CARD,

WELFARE,

CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDISED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE.

Do you understand this?

The French cannot understand why we are so "Stupid" about "Immigration"

they call the UK "Le Cul de Sac" !!!

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airboatr
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Re: The French may have a point!!!

Post by airboatr »

well I live in "Le Cul de Sac" !!!


The test for someone who wants to be part of the Census Beueau here in the US for the next head count is in English and Spanish
although there is a catch ....

you see.... The Person who wants to take the test in Espanol..... ok this is a jewel.... has to know enough english to take the one in
English........ you see that ... brilliant lot isn't they I Understand why .. becasue there are so many illea....who can't speak ..... oh i can't .. i just can't

I swear there is something in the water ......

:lol:

I'll tell ya one thing about them French though

They build one hell of a statue. :thumbsup:

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