Advice for the ladies

[fmansam]

A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.
Doctor: What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband
comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later she returns to the doctor, and looks reborn and fresh
again.

Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing
happened."

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps !!!!"

[Filonian]

Graham

[TobyV]

Didn't see that coming!

That'll have us all in trouble