His mother thinks he has been there too long, so she goes to see what's up.
Te little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips on to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on the head with his right hand.
His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for awhile."
Billy says, "I'm fine mummy, I just haven't done doody yet."
Mother say, "Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But Billy, why are you hittig yourself on the head?"
Billy says: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
Graham
