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A New Mouse for Women

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After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse supplied with PCs.

Scientists found that there is no physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a Psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands.

Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.

Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:


Julie from Hounslow said:-
'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be.'


Susan from Chelmsford added:-
'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women.
It fits right in with my lifestyle.'

Hillary from Kent said:-
'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!'

Sally from London said:
" It feels so natural. "




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Now be honest that was not what you were expecting..............was it?



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Re: A New Mouse for Women

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:lol: :lol:

And Y..E..S.... that was NOT what I was expecting 0:)
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Oh the irony..
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Re: A New Mouse for Women

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VEGAS wrote:Oh the irony..

You been taking lessons from that there Garry, Eddie? :lol: :lol:


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Filonian wrote:
VEGAS wrote:Oh the irony..

You been taking lessons from that there Garry, Eddie? :lol: :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe it is a more efficient way for them to let off steam when computer says no!!

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That one creased me up...

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Nice to see everybody letting off steam.
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Re: A New Mouse for Women

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Better not show that to your wife - could heat up things to scorching hot.

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Re: A New Mouse for Women

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NIFTY MOUSE PAD


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