SEX AT 74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SEX AT 74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEX AT 74!
I just took a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 74!
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I'm sooooo happy, because I live at 68.....
so it's not far to walk home afterwards!
Graham
I just took a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 74!
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I'm sooooo happy, because I live at 68.....
so it's not far to walk home afterwards!
Graham
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Re: SEX AT 74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hen's teeth.. I didn't see that one coming either
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Shame our address doesn't have a number
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Re: SEX AT 74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go on Graham..tell us you haven't had sex since 1955 and its almost half past nine now. ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/lol.gif)
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A joke that works best in the UK since for some reason, the Colonists like large house numbers. Mine is 908 and I have seen many 5 digit street numbers.
Everything is bigger in America!
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I met our postman in the pub last night, and he told me that he'd slept with all the women in our street except one. I mentioned it to my wife when I got home, and she said " I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 24"
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Re: SEX AT 74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really!!!!!nigelb wrote:![]()
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Brilliant!
A joke that works best in the UK since for some reason, the Colonists like large house numbers. Mine is 908 and I have seen many 5 digit street numbers.
Everything is bigger in America!
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"Really!!!!!"
Bob, don't know about you but sex at 74 is something I can look forward to. OK, with a large amount of hope and a big dose of both wishful thinking and Viagra.
I am not so sure how enthusiastic I would be about sex at 908 or 11474 or ....
Nigel²
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Bob, don't know about you but sex at 74 is something I can look forward to. OK, with a large amount of hope and a big dose of both wishful thinking and Viagra.
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Re: SEX AT 74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this was the statement that made me remark "Really"
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