finally found inner peace.
A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage
of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of
the Chesescke an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
