A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him,doctor'?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Some people have difficulty swallowing Viagra pills (so I'm told) A powder has been developed that can be dissolved in tea or coffee. It doesn't guarantee the desired results, but it stops your biscuits going soggy.
Apparently dentists use viagra as well for men who are allergic to gas and air and don't like injections...
...it doesn't work as an anaesthetic but gives you something to hang on to as your teeth get pulled.....
Derek
'My Auntie Mabel told me I'd make a great soldier, though I don't know how 30 years working in a biscuit factory had qualified her to make that judgement.....' Eddie Nugent
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
