A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos....... It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.'
'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.. 'What's that,' he asked?
'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied..
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blonde replied........."Two popsicles and some coffee."
Nigel²
Yet Another Blonde Joke
Moderators: Guru's, The Ministry
Re: Yet Another Blonde Joke
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
Re: Yet Another Blonde Joke
I think I used to go to school with that girl. 
Brian
Re: Yet Another Blonde Joke
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.