Vincent Van Gogh family tree

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Vincent Van Gogh family tree

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Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh:


His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

. . . there ya Gogh!




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:lol: :lol:

Sorry Graham, that only works in the US where they can't pronounce 'Fan Goucchh'.....

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DelP wrote::lol: :lol:

Sorry Graham, that only works in the US where they can't pronounce 'Fan Goucchh'.....

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Hmm *-)

We've always said Van Goff in our parts :dunno:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes indeed.. Hank the yanks pronounce it 'GO' (bad speaking devils) so as DP said.. it makes rather more sense over there but it's funny if you get into the spirit of things ;)

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Filonian wrote:
Winnie Bay Gogh

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Ha like that one.......... :rock: :rock: :welldone: :bandit:

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Somehow that joke just doesn't work when you're Dutch ;)

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