Difficult to argue with this logic:-

[Filonian]

Human = eat sleep work enjoy
Donkey = eat sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey Work enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat sleep earn money
Donkey = eat sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


Woman= eat sleep spend
Donkey = eat sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man Woman = Donkey earn money Donkey Spend money

Therefore from postulating 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!



Graham

[TobyV]

A couple more for you. Why scientists and engineers (like me!) are underpaid:

Power = work/time

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

Making the above substitutions and rearranging for Money:

Money = Work / Knowledge

So as Knowledge tends to zero, money tends to infinity, regardless of the amount of work




This one will upset a few people (I don't necessarily agree with it, but its funny/clever):

Women are a product of time and money:

Women = time x money

...but...

Time is money, therefore:

Women = Money^2

..and..

Money is the root of all evil:

Money = Evil^0.5

Therefore:

Women = (Evil^0.5)^2

and thus:

Women = Evil

....Garry, I need to borrow your chair

[Garry Russell]

....Garry, I need to borrow your chair

Getting a bit crowded under there toby