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Gynecological Visit

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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.


"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of 5 cent pieces."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 10 cent pieces in the bowl," the woman continued.

"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 20 cent pieces. This morning, there were 50 cent pieces!"

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.





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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)




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(Still not too late.....

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"You're simply going through the change!"



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:doh: :doh:

If only women going through the change were as funny as that joke! :lol:

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:wall: :wall: :doh: :lol: :lol: EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I was already groaning in anticipation after the first four lines but still had to laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: .

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If she was British she would have just thought she was spending a penny :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

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O Dear, O dearie me -

Reminds me of the tale about the rich widow who decided to sell the mansion, invest the proceeds, and start collecting sea cruises.
She must have been a shrewd investor because within a few years she was boarding the QE2 for a round-the-world trip. On being shown round her stateroom by the steward, she was dismayed to find she had to spend a penny to use the loo.
The Purser was called, and the lady explained that she had been on cruises with many lines in the past few years, and had always been able to have the loo unlocked, and settle the account at the end of the voyage. At that, the purser drew himself up to the full height of his dignity as a Cunard officer, and said:


"Madam, this is not P & O !

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ChrisHunt wrote:I was already groaning in anticipation after the first four lines but still had to laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: .

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I was groaning before I even finished reading the title of Graham's post. :lol:

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