"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.
"My point exactly" I said.
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"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a Face lift and a Boob job" said my girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.
"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.
"My point exactly" I said.
"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.
"My point exactly" I said.
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
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True, but a Mondeo wouldnt saw off your bollocks if you took it in for part exchange... 
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What does the wife think Eddie?? 
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Garry Russell wrote:What does the wife think Eddie??
Tin 'at time methinks.
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Garry said
EricT
Depends whose wife you're referring to I s'pose.What does the wife think Eddie??
EricTNow at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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The wife thinks I'm daft as a brush. And she'd be right.Garry Russell wrote:What does the wife think Eddie??
Mind you she would'nt have me any other way!
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.