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Tomliner
- Red Arrows
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- Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner »
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.... '
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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dodger
- Concorde
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- Joined: 21 Nov 2010, 23:38
- Location: Devon UK
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by dodger »
Bloody Hell!! that would put you off Sex for life!!
Cheers,
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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jonesey2k
- Vintage Pair
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- Joined: 13 Aug 2004, 13:59
- Location: Liverpool
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by jonesey2k »
That's an oldie but still funny as
Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12 gauge.
