Three Old Men

[steelsporran]

3 Old Men

'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man.
'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time
you stand there and nothing comes out.'

'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're
seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take
laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin'
comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age
of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00 . I pee like a racehorse on
a flat rock; no problem at all.'

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30 .'

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at
6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30 . So what's so bad about
being 80?'



'I don't wake up until 7:00 ..'

[Filonian]

Graham

[jonesey2k]

I'll be shooting myself when that starts to happen!

[emfrat]

Shooting?

[airboatr]

Please do not show any of those piccies here Mark

[Garry Russell]

Mark...does your gun take film or is it digital??

[nigelb]

Not much to look forward to, is there? (Spoken by somone already past 6:00 am)

Nigel²

[jonesey2k]

It takes 5.6x15mmR "film"