My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the checkout the assistant tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
I know,it's not new but I still like it.EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
What I want to know is, where do you guys find all these? When you're not accruing virtual virtual flying hours, are you trawling the 'net for them? Or are they all out of that book that Garry should have published years ago?
