At The Bar

[Tomliner]

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands..
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
Running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth
And allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."


Uuurghh!EricT

[TobyV]

ewwww

[Paul K]

That reminds me of something I was told about the bowls of complimentary peanuts they used to put out on pub bars - I certainly never partook thereafter.

[Scorpius]

That reminds me. I was in a bar the other night when I heard a voice telling me how smart I looked, well dressed and well groomed. Looked around but saw no-one.

Apparently it was the complimentary peanuts.

A sausage walked into a bar. The barman said 'I'm sorry, we don't serve food'.

[Paul K]

Eeesh, I should have said complementary, not complimentary.