2012 and all that.....

[Filonian]

It's 2012 and it's the
Olympics in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want
to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.

McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.



The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.


The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed
wire and tucks it under
his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
"Fencing."

[Garry Russell]

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