Gentle Thoughts for Today

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Gentle Thoughts for Today -

Birds of a feather flock together ...
and then shit on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ..

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'

If you can smile when things go wrong,
you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old
when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

[Filonian]

I can agree with a lot of those Goerge.



Graham

[nigelb]

Yes, I can also agree with most of those!

Nigel²