Scottish Sex
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Scottish Sex
A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a
nice-looking prostitute.
He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?'
'£100,' she replies.
So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?'
She says 'No!'
He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £200 to dae it Scottish style - please?'
She then says, 'No', not even knowing what 'Scottish style' was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.
So, finally he says, 'I'll gie ye £500 to gaun Scottish style WI me!'
Finally she agrees, thinking, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years
Now. I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdos
From every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?'
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in
Every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'That was really fantastic.
I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and
Disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?'
The Scotsman replies, 'I'll pay ye next week... EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
- DaveB
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Re: Scottish Sex
Dear me.. another one I didn't see coming
ATB
DaveB
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Re: Scottish Sex
Fantastic!
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Re: Scottish Sex
Oh, aye!
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