It's Him Again

Tomliner · Post by **Tomliner** » 12 Dec 2011, 16:24

The teacher gave the class a bowl full of Lifesavers (what we in the UK know as Polo Fruits) and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour:
And they did....
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ................ Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.
This time none of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said: 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
Little Johnny looked up in horror, spat his Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh my God! They're a*se-holes!'

EricT