Seven Kinds Of Sex

[Tomliner]

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say ... 'F**k You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And . Last ... But not least .....

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

Any suggestions for nos.8 onwards. EricT

[Dev One]

I thought the ultimate was the 5th!!!
Maybe I've got something to look forward to!!!
Keith

[FlyTexas]

Any suggestions for nos.8 onwards. EricT

None that could be posted on a family-friendly forum.

Brian

[Airspeed]

A completely unbiased review
Well, they've been working on a Sex Simulator for a long period, at least that's the target market, and apparently it's set for release. Indeed, the only setting. The texture files are all in DilDoS, as she was expecting. Several titles have been thrust forward, but MSX looks to be way out in front. If you don't have steam, you'll have trouble getting it going, though a Spatter connection can sort most of these problems. USA will be getting the first taste of course, albeit only the beater version. Even they will have to wait for force feedback with full 3d animation. So tough ti*ties, America! Using the slogan of "AS REAL AS IT JETS", this may prove very hard to handle. Packaging will be plain brown paper so the postman won't know it's coming.

[Tomliner]

None that could be posted on a family-friendly forum.

Oops I should have thought of that Brian! However I like to think that no-one here would try to post anything offensive. EricT

[Benedettini]

Err,imo this community should restrict itself only for people age of 15+ Thus,no prob posting sexual humor, since we no more live in 60's,and today's youngster can know much more than you all :P

Revenge Sex? You have sex with a stranger asap just in order to take revenge of your friend cheated on you!