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Church Incident

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This says it all about getting older & the whole ageing thing.

An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,

she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent f@rt. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

:) Sorry if this is a repeat! EricT
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Repeat? Like her, I hadn't heard it Eric!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hear, hear! She might need to check her olfactory senses too!

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:lol: P(h)ew!
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:doh: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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