Night Nurse

[Tomliner]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some @sshole's got my pen!'

EricT

[DaveB]

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

Probably a war correspondent, writing from the rear.

[Garry Russell]

You mean though she leaves them in

[nigelb]

Ouch!

Nigel²