Not Such A Dumb Blonde

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Not Such A Dumb Blonde

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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down..

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!. We need the height and she gives us the bloody length.
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:lol: :lol:

Deary me.. didn't sniff that one coming :lol:

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Love it...a great twist :lol:
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Irish and a blonde in the same joke...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another surprise ending.

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