History lesson..........

[Filonian]

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great, but as yet unnamed, athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.

In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed in the nude.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpetre before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed, "OH!! Limp Pr*cks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into 'Olympics'.



Graham

[Molyned]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Now that's really bad (but I like it ) .
Cheers
Dave M(oly)

[nigelb]

Nigel²

[TSR2]

Excellent and I could even tell it to my mother

[FlyTexas]

Good thing it wasn't just two athletes, then it might have been "pair o' limp pr%cks". Joe told me to say that.

Brian

[Airspeed]

Get off of me, Graham, you're having us on!

[airboatr]

Joe told me to say that.

Brian

I thought I smelt "pants on fire" in my FS Forum favorites folder.


What I said was .... Nope .. I isn't repeating myself.