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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
The IRISH 999 CALL
An Irish woman is cleaning her husband's rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my husband! I've accidentally shot him! I've killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Maam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What next?''
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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GHD
- Battle of Britain
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by GHD »
George
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Paul K
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by Paul K »
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Airspeed
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by Airspeed »
Eric,
That's a KILLER!
Unfortunately, it also made me spill coffee on my CH flight yoke - hope that's not killed too!
