Heavenly Hotel.......

[Filonian]

Reception: - "Heavenly Hotel reception, how may I help you?"

Guest: - "You need to send someone to my room immediately! I'm having an argument with my wife, and she says she is going to jump out of the window!"

Reception: - "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter!"

Guest: - "Listen here you idiot, the window won't open, and that's a maintenance matter!!!"




Graham

[Airspeed]

Should have contacted Mike's Maintenance (that's a plug for my part time business)
Thinking of adding "incorporating Gard'n Angel" to the letterhead. This was how one local client recently addressed my pay envelope!

[TSR2]