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Simple Explanation

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The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law boiling
angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife
telling her I was coming home from my fishing trip today. I get home ... and
guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my Rachel, with a naked guy in our
marital bed! This is unforgivable, it's the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm
leaving forever!"

"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd
going on here. Rachel would never do such a thing! There must be a simple
explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "I told
you there must be a simple explanation ..... she didn't receive your
E-mail."







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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!

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surely there's simple explanation , Dave

:doh:

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:lol: :lol:

GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE shouted the crowd :lol:

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:-O :-O

:lol:

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Re: Simple Explanation

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Well, at least the subject title was different :lol: :lol:

Don't worry Graham, you've got a long way to go to match the repeats we get on TV!! :hide: :lol: :lol:

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Senile old bugger, again, I'm off for a dram.

That's wot I like about living 'ere, someone will always pick you up before you've tummelled ower. :lol: :agree:


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