News from Wiltshire

[dodger]

There's a link in the chain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok

Very good Garry,you were quick,

Allan,

Now you are talking Music! one of the best groups IMHO,

Cheers,

Roger.

[NigelC]

....and found him engaged in a sex act with his bike.

Cannock on a Friday night

[Airspeed]

Would that have been the "town bike", or his private one?*** Did hear about a teenager who had his way with his new car's exhaust pipe, and another male who went to hospital emergency, as he was stuck inside a milk bottle.
Going back a few years, a (female) comedian told us on TV that most Aussie blokes would rather root a vacuum cleaner than go to the trouble of taking a girl out. Now, where did SHE get that idea?

And women think that THEY are sex objects.



***on this topic, why do boys brag about their sexual exploits, yet think girls with any experience are sluts and slags?

say goodnight Mike

[nigelb]

...Going back a few years, a (female) comedian told us on TV that most Aussie blokes would rather root a vacuum cleaner than go to the trouble of taking a girl out. Now, where did SHE get that idea?

say goodnight Mike

Maybe it's those long lonely nights in the middle of an outback winter with the nearest Sheiila a four hour drive away, but cheer up lads - Spring is coming.

Nigel²

[Airspeed]

True, Nigel,
Today's the one-th of Spring.

[simondix]

When I lived in Hereford, there was a case of a man having sex with a dog. He was sentenced to six months in prison, and the dog had its license endorsed.

I heard the Magistrate said 'This is a disgusting crime how low can you get?'

To which he replied 'Dachshunds your worship.'

[speedbird591]

The law has been thoroughly pursued in this horrendous crime and I've been keeping an eye on the news to make sure that you're all kept informed as to the results!

The perpetrator has been brought to justice and handed down eight weeks in jail and has been forced to sign the sex offender's register

They've even got a photo of the young man but I was disappointed to see that he hasn't got a goatee beard. He'll have more than that if he ever gets out of jail uninjured. Poor bugger - if he didn't need psychiatric help before, he will now!

http://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/10 ... at/?ref=mr

Ian

[Scorpius]

Any help being offered to the goat?

Nev

[cstorey]

I was disappointed to see that he hasn't got a goatee beard.
http://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/10 ... at/?ref=mr

Ian

But was he wearing sandals ?

[FlyTexas]

Thanks for the update Ian. Wasn't there a limerick once about a hermit having sex with a goat?

Brian