Feeding The Family
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Feeding The Family
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper.
He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper dad?" "You'll see", he replies.
They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking him what they are
eating. "Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls
me." His daughter screams... "Don't eat it, Jimmy!...... It's an @rs€hole ..!!!"
EricT
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Re: Feeding The Family
A nice twist on that Polo joke, Eric.
No wonder the girl was confused, she was thinking of the old story of the grocer who sat on the bacon slicer and got a little behind in his work.
No wonder the girl was confused, she was thinking of the old story of the grocer who sat on the bacon slicer and got a little behind in his work.
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Re: Feeding The Family
You too Mike
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Re: Feeding The Family
Or mebbe the one about the 'lady of easy virtue' who accidentally sat on the stove, and burned her business?Airspeed wrote:No wonder the girl was confused, she was thinking of the old story of the grocer who sat on the bacon slicer and got a little behind in his work.
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