Bob visited the clinic and was seen by a nurse. He said he was quite embarrassed and feared she might laugh when he explained the problem.
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient..."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male organ the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling and the giggling soon turned to laughter. Feeling awful about having laughed at the man's organ, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran from the room.
