A posh lady goes into the fish monger...you know the type...knows best and won't take no for an answer
She walks up to the counter and asks for cod
Sorry madam says the fishmonger, we have no cod
You must have, she says.
No sorry, I don't, we have none left
Oh come on she says, there must be some round the back
No madam, there's not
I don't believe you she says rather rudely
Madam...he says...read my lips There is no cod C O F D ...cod
C O F D ??? she replies...there's no 'F' in cod
Thank you madam, we finally agree on something
The Fishmonger
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Garry Russell
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"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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Goodun Garry.
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
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Hi Eddie 
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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Evening to you sir.. 
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.-
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Forgive me.. I had to read the punchline twice before I got it 
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DaveB
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Sounds a little fishy to me.
Nigel²