Bartering- Aussie Style

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Bartering- Aussie Style

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This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria Bitter beer cheap
at the local supermarket.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station
for fuel where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced over at the two boxes of booze, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said
in a sexy voice: "I'm a big believer in barter, fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

Well,I thought for a few seconds and asked:......................

.............."What kind of beer 'ya got?"
:) EricT
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They've got an Aussie promotion at our local supermarket.

Kangaroo steaks ... buy two ... and you can jump the queue at the checkout!!

8)

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Priorities, priorities!

Speaking of animal lovers, Eric, do you and Mrs Tomliner follow the likes of "Edgar's Mission" and other rescue farms? http://www.edgarsmission.org.au/
Putting aside some of the sad photos where the animals are first rescued, there are heaps of pics to warm the heart.
The supportive friendships between unlikely pairs is worth seeing, I tell you.
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Hi Mike.Yes we are both animal lovers,especially SWMBO who loves all animals better than most people ( me included!)
We're not familiar with the site you mention but we'll have a look tomorrow. :thumbsup: EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not what I expected ;)

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