Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
So, he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says ,
"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? .... the ar**hole had a paper round!"
Graham
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Nope.. didn't see that one coming
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Hello Graham,
Caught me out as well, i thought it was going to be about Monopoly!!
And i have never played it!!
Nice to see you have started
Cheers,
Roger.
Caught me out as well, i thought it was going to be about Monopoly!!
And i have never played it!!
Nice to see you have started
Cheers,
Roger.
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Yes, also caught me out!
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Graham,
Good one!
Welcome back mate!
Been wondering when your holidays would finish.
Good one!
Welcome back mate!
Been wondering when your holidays would finish.
Cheers, Mike.
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