Ryanair Revolution

The Crewroom for non-FS related stuff, fun and general chat.

Moderators: Guru's, The Ministry

User avatar
steelsporran
VC10
VC10
Posts: 518
Joined: 23 Oct 2006, 02:03
Location: 41°31'18.50"S 173°57'42.00"E

Ryanair Revolution

Post by steelsporran »

steelsporran
Image

User avatar
TSR2
The Ministry
Posts: 16762
Joined: 17 Jun 2004, 14:32
Location: North Tyneside, UK
Contact:

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by TSR2 »

People should vote with their wallets and stop booking flights with them.
Ben.:tunes:

ImageImageImage

User avatar
airboatr
Red Arrows
Red Arrows
Posts: 6839
Joined: 25 Oct 2007, 07:17

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by airboatr »

Cigarettes, food, drinks, perfume and 'anything else of value' was stolen, says Metronews.


Well we all know that's crap.... like Raynair is going to put anything of "value" on their trolleys.

:rofl:

:|

User avatar
FlyTexas
Red Arrows
Red Arrows
Posts: 7151
Joined: 26 Jun 2004, 10:18
Location: Texas

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by FlyTexas »

Stealing perfume? Our FA's would revolt if they were asked to sell perfume. :lol: I'm sorry but reading this story I couldn't help but think of this movie. :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk47saogI8o

Brian

User avatar
Jon.M
VC10
VC10
Posts: 586
Joined: 19 Jun 2005, 19:36
Location: Monza, Italy

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by Jon.M »

You've obviously never had the pleasure of flying Ryanair then Brian. :lol:

From the moment you've fought your way to a seat (they're not allocated so imagine the scrum to get near a door), found a place for your bag (usually some way from your seat), placed your book on your lap as the seats don't have pockets, you're a captive. The attendants are sales girls and spend the whole flight trying to sell their captives delicious snacks, superb drinks both alcoholic and non, perfumes and other duty 'free' tat, scratch cards, train tickets to London as it's a long walk from Stansted etc. etc.

How much did Ryanair save by getting seats without pockets? I suppose the idea is to save on cleaning time.

User avatar
FlyTexas
Red Arrows
Red Arrows
Posts: 7151
Joined: 26 Jun 2004, 10:18
Location: Texas

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by FlyTexas »

Thanks for the info Jon. :) Good grief, the FA's trolleys must weigh a ton. :lol:

Brian

User avatar
Tomliner
Red Arrows
Red Arrows
Posts: 5738
Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
Location: Edinburgh UK

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by Tomliner »

I've never had the 'pleasure' of Ryanair's hospitality but I've heard it said that Ryanair is to customer service what Woodbines were to Winston Churchill.
I do wonder a bit if people pay one star prices but expect five star service but,as I said,I have no experience of them. :) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

User avatar
airboatr
Red Arrows
Red Arrows
Posts: 6839
Joined: 25 Oct 2007, 07:17

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by airboatr »

:wasntme:
Last edited by airboatr on 23 Jan 2014, 02:19, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Jon.M
VC10
VC10
Posts: 586
Joined: 19 Jun 2005, 19:36
Location: Monza, Italy

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by Jon.M »

Tomliner wrote:I do wonder a bit if people pay one star prices but expect five star service but,as I said,I have no experience of them. :) EricT
That's the point Eric. It's cheap. Despite my only slightly exaggerated description, you don't have to buy anything extra, and as the journeys in my case are about an hour and three quarters I can put up with it. Recently I haven't flown Ryanair much, as Stansted isn't very convenient for me. But now they've started a Bergamo to Birmingham flight I might use them more.

However, neither Ryanair or Sleazy Jet are as cheap as they used to be, especially if you want to take a suitcase. If you can book well in advance it's worth checking other carriers as well. I've found that Alitalia can cost only slightly more than the 'low cost' airlines if you book early and are carrying cases. There it's worth remembering that Alitalia give you a suitcase limit of 23Kgs while Ryanair is only 15Kgs. Ryanair will make you pay through the nose if you go even 1Kg over the limit. Guess how I know. :rant:

I recently got an email from Ryanair claiming that they intend to become nicer in the future, with allocated seats and a possible second piece of hand luggage. That will please the ladies who don't regard their handbags as a piece of luggage and computer carrying types as well.

The only problem with booking in advance with Alitalia is will they still be in business when you want to fly, will they have managed to pay their fuel bill. :dunno:

Jon

User avatar
TSR2
The Ministry
Posts: 16762
Joined: 17 Jun 2004, 14:32
Location: North Tyneside, UK
Contact:

Re: Ryanair Revolution

Post by TSR2 »

BA are relatively cheap from Newcastle to Heathrow if you book in advanced, especially if you take a weekend flight, or mid morning, and their customer service is great. If you can be a bit flexible on flight times, they're pretty competitive.
Ben.:tunes:

ImageImageImage

Post Reply