Gettimg into heaven.............

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Filonian
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Gettimg into heaven.............

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A woman arrived at the gates of Heaven . While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates . She saw a beautiful banquet table . Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her .

They saw her and began calling greetings to her .
"Hello - How are you !
We've been waiting for you !
Good to see you ."


When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place ! How do I get in ?"

"You have to spell a word ," Saint Peter told her .
"Which word ?" the woman asked .

"Love ."

The woman correctly spelled 'Love', and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven .

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the gates of Heaven for him that day .




While the woman was guarding the gates of Heaven, her husband arrived .

I'm surprised to see you ," the woman said . "How have you been ?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died ," her husband told her .

"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill .

And then I won the multi-state lottery . I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.

And my wife and I travelled all around the world . We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today . I fell and hit my head , and here I am . What a bummer ! How do I get in ?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him .

"Which word ?" her husband asked .

" Czechoslovakia ..."






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nigelb
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Re: Gettimg into heaven.............

Post by nigelb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He just might manage that, she should have picked something more challenging. I would suggest ...... nah, I doubt I could spell it correctly! :wall:

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Re: Gettimg into heaven.............

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N..A..H ???

:S

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N.A.H - ironic isn't it?

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