Education....

[Filonian]

The sixth grade science teacher, Ms Park, asks her class, ''Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?''

There is silence, until a very angry young Marilyn stands and says, ''You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will tell the principal, who will then fire you!''

Ignoring her, Ms Parks asks again, prompting Miss Marilyn to say to those around her, ''Boy, is she going to get in big TROUBLE!'' but still no one has an answer.

For a third time Ms Park asks, as Miss Marilyn glares back.

But this time wee Jerry stands up, looks around nervously, and offers, ''The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.''

''Very good, Jerry,'' Ms Park beams, ''that is correct.''

She then turns to Marilyn and continues: ''As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't do your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.''




Graham

[Tomliner]

I was expecting little Johnny to make an appearance here.EricT

[nigelb]

Caught out again!

Nigel²

[Airspeed]

Good to see an old favourite again!