Golf Lesson

[Dev One]

Golf Lesson



After wiffing his drive at the golf club with his instructor, the man turned to his golf instructor and said... "Well, what should I do now?", asked the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied,
"just like you'd hold your wife's breast."

Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!

He hit the ball 250 yards, straight down the fairway.

The ecstatic man went back home, telling his wife the good news about
his lesson, and his wife couldn't wait for her lesson.



The next day, the wife went for her lesson.


The pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the
club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asked the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."

The wife listened carefully to the pro's advice, took a swing, and
THUMP!-- the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.

"You know, that was actually a lot better than I expected," the pro
said. "Now, take the club out of your mouth, and hold it in your
hands.."

[DaveB]

I wasn't expecting that
ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

[511Flyer]

OK. I'll say it. FORE!!!!! ... skin.

[Filonian]

Graham

[airboatr]

OK. I'll say it. FORE!!!!! ... skin.

fore play?

[nigelb]

Brilliant! Although if I were the husband, I would probably play less golf.

Nigel²