A must read for grandparents.....

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A must read for grandparents.....

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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old cricket players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an lbw is given, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a p*llock, d*ckhead or ar*ehole. Do you understand all that? '

The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play too, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a pr*ck or w*nker" is it?'

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.


'GOOD', said the coach . . . 'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandad.





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:lol: :lol:
As if we would! :-O
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:rofl: :rofl: Good one Graham :thumbsup: EricT
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So funny!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Loved it!

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