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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
The Senior Prenuptial Agreement
An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married,
but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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511Flyer
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by 511Flyer »
Blimey! Six times in one day? That's stretching it a bit far!
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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dodger
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by dodger »
511Flyer wrote:Blimey! Six times in one day? That's stretching it a bit far!
Yes your right, five would be OK!
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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nigelb
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by nigelb »
Looks like many are stretching something!
Nigel²
